whiteboywaves:

Boy: *hands me diamond ring* will you marry me
Me: *puts diamond ring on* na

theanimejunkie:

my mom ordered two different pizzas from two different places cause she had coupons and they both got here at the same time so we had a pizza hut delivery guy and a dominos delivery guy both standing by our front door and the dominos guy looks at the pizza hut guy and proceeds to sing Why Can’t We Be Friends? while the pizza hut guy just glares at him

When someone I dont know says hi to me Im like:

sodamnrelatable:

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But after Im like:

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more relatable?

evanehscent:

me
humorous-blog:

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